"Inhale Love, Exhale Hate"
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parents:
why are you awake so early
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me:
who said i went to sleep
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Follower:
I love your blog!
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Me (in my head):
Oh my God oh my God someone actually likes me! Oh my God I hope they're not messing with me this is the coolest thing EVER We will roll down hills and ride unicorns and bake cakeballs we will ship our unicorns together and then we will fangirl into oblivion! Oh my God oh my God this is not a drill, I repeat, this is NOT a drill! AHHHHH ASDFGHJKL
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Me (on keyboard):
Thank you darling, I love you too :)
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crush gets hot girlfriend
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me:
excuse me while i metaphorically spit on you and your happiness while i eat ice cream, cry over One Direction and talk to my cat.
